<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21698581</id><updated>2011-11-02T05:03:05.114-04:00</updated><title type='text'>My Life with bad English</title><subtitle type='html'>Life, stories, complaints and "words of the day" by a foreigner living in the US.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Andrei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06258820515819215296</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/vlog_face.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>15</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21698581.post-6978783499251886292</id><published>2011-01-12T21:10:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2011-01-12T21:18:13.379-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Untitled</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="480" height="270"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hz74x_z343g?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hz74x_z343g?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="270"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21698581-6978783499251886292?l=mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/feeds/6978783499251886292/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21698581&amp;postID=6978783499251886292' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/6978783499251886292'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/6978783499251886292'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/2011/01/untitled.html' title='Untitled'/><author><name>Andrei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06258820515819215296</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/vlog_face.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21698581.post-3993546140786704382</id><published>2010-04-08T18:22:00.013-04:00</published><updated>2010-04-09T00:41:14.292-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The Scoop</title><content type='html'>&lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;Oh wow. Three years since the last post, and four years since this blog was alive and active.  Time sure flies.  If you ever followed this blog, then you probably gave up on it a long time ago.  So if for some strange reason you happen to read this, I must say, I’m sure glad to see you again!  :-)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;My multiple attempts to revive “My Life With Bad English” ended with a huge question mark.  The thing is, in four months of its active life this blog generated nearly half a million views.  Take in consideration the fact that all my posts were in QuickTime format (which is far less popular than videos we watch on YouTube daily), so many users most likely had to install the necessary software in order to be able to watch them.  It became clear to me that the subject had some genuine interest and was well worth pursuing.  So after three followup episodes (that I never posted) I decided to pull the plug on this videoblog and create something much bigger out of all my stories.  With the help of my film school friends, the new project is slowly approaching its start line.  It will probably take another year before we start working on it “full time”, because this new endeavor brought a set of new standards that must be met in order for the project to be successful.  So no, I did not fail to fulfill my promise to tell more stories.  You’ll hear them all, and it’s going to be far more enjoyable than sitting in front of a computer and watching my talking head in a static shot.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;While I’m here I might as well tell you what I’ve been up to in the past three years.  After graduating from film school I've been working as a film and video editor.  One of the films I worked on has been recently released on DVD and it was written up in several major newspapers, including New York Times.  Take a look if interested:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p  style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; color:#2300b1;"&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline ; letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newjerseythemovie.com/"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;www.newjerseythemovie.com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px ;color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;And here’s another fun project that I’ve been working on.  It’s called “Larry Weekly”.  The website has just been launched recently, and we have a series of fun episodes coming up in the next several weeks.  Check it out, and please come back every Monday for a new episode:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p  style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; color:#2300b1;"&gt;&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline ; letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.larryweekly.com/"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;www.larryweekly.com&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;That’s it for now.  Hope this finds you all well and in good health.  Stay tuned, and see you soon!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;Andrei&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;span style="letter-spacing: 0.0px"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21698581-3993546140786704382?l=mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/feeds/3993546140786704382/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21698581&amp;postID=3993546140786704382' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/3993546140786704382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/3993546140786704382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/2010/04/scoop.html' title='The Scoop'/><author><name>Andrei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06258820515819215296</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/vlog_face.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21698581.post-117574281916507084</id><published>2007-04-04T22:58:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-05T00:07:59.773-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The Yearning</title><content type='html'>The end is near.  I can almost taste it.  The end is my commencement.  The end is the new beginning. This blog will be alive again. As for now, the English is still bad, the stories compile, and I get older.  See you soon, really soon!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Andrei&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21698581-117574281916507084?l=mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/feeds/117574281916507084/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21698581&amp;postID=117574281916507084' title='18 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/117574281916507084'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/117574281916507084'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/2007/04/yearning.html' title='The Yearning'/><author><name>Andrei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06258820515819215296</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/vlog_face.jpg'/></author><thr:total>18</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21698581.post-114980935588635312</id><published>2006-06-08T19:22:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-08T19:29:15.906-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Back In The USA</title><content type='html'>Hey guys,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I spent the last three weeks traveling, and now I am back in the US.  I visited Germany and Holland, after that I went east, visiting Russia and Kazakhstan.  I literally just stepped in.  Turned on my computer, launched Entourage to check my email, and… HOLY SH*T!!  What happened??  My mailbox has about three hundred + messages, most of which are feedback on my blog.  I did not check my email while traveling, I did not want to.  Now you have to give me some time to get through all the questions and comments.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I’ll be back!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Andrei&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21698581-114980935588635312?l=mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/feeds/114980935588635312/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21698581&amp;postID=114980935588635312' title='41 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/114980935588635312'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/114980935588635312'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/2006/06/back-in-usa.html' title='Back In The USA'/><author><name>Andrei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06258820515819215296</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/vlog_face.jpg'/></author><thr:total>41</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21698581.post-114648644111451241</id><published>2006-05-01T08:16:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-01T08:27:21.776-04:00</updated><title type='text'>My Life with bad English: The Last Episode?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://blip.tv/file/get/Alitvinov-MyLifeWithBadEnglishTheLastEpisode728.mov" title="My Life with bad English: The Last Episode?" rel="enclosure" onclick="window.open('http://embedthevideo.com/popup.php?url='+this.href,'video','width=350,height=286,top=20,left=20,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/last_episode.jpg" alt="My Life with bad English: The Last Episode?" border="0" class="thumbnail" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is this my final post?  Hmm...  Good question!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21698581-114648644111451241?l=mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/feeds/114648644111451241/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21698581&amp;postID=114648644111451241' title='182 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/114648644111451241'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/114648644111451241'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/2006/05/my-life-with-bad-english-last-episode.html' title='My Life with bad English: The Last Episode?'/><author><name>Andrei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06258820515819215296</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/vlog_face.jpg'/></author><thr:total>182</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21698581.post-114645351184987159</id><published>2006-04-30T23:14:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-30T23:18:31.850-04:00</updated><title type='text'>My Life with bad English: Nothing To Say pt. 3</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://blip.tv/file/get/Alitvinov-MyLifeWithBadEnglishNothingToSayPt3720.mov" title="My Life with bad English: Nothing To Say pt. 3" rel="enclosure" onclick="window.open('http://embedthevideo.com/popup.php?url='+this.href,'video','width=350,height=286,top=20,left=20,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/nts_3.jpg" alt="My Life with bad English: Nothing To Say pt. 3" border="0" class="thumbnail" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21698581-114645351184987159?l=mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/feeds/114645351184987159/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21698581&amp;postID=114645351184987159' title='16 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/114645351184987159'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/114645351184987159'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/2006/04/my-life-with-bad-english-n_114645351184987159.html' title='My Life with bad English: Nothing To Say pt. 3'/><author><name>Andrei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06258820515819215296</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/vlog_face.jpg'/></author><thr:total>16</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21698581.post-114645323302844259</id><published>2006-04-30T23:11:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-30T23:13:53.030-04:00</updated><title type='text'>My Life with bad English: Nothing To Say pt. 2</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://blip.tv/file/get/Alitvinov-MyLifeWithBadEnglishNothingToSayPt2466.mov" title="My Life with bad English: Nothing To Say pt. 2" rel="enclosure" onclick="window.open('http://embedthevideo.com/popup.php?url='+this.href,'video','width=350,height=286,top=20,left=20,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/nts_2.jpg" alt="My Life with bad English: Nothing To Say pt. 2" border="0" class="thumbnail" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21698581-114645323302844259?l=mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/feeds/114645323302844259/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21698581&amp;postID=114645323302844259' title='14 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/114645323302844259'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/114645323302844259'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/2006/04/my-life-with-bad-english-nothing-to_30.html' title='My Life with bad English: Nothing To Say pt. 2'/><author><name>Andrei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06258820515819215296</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/vlog_face.jpg'/></author><thr:total>14</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21698581.post-114645296320861355</id><published>2006-04-30T23:08:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-30T23:09:23.223-04:00</updated><title type='text'>My Life with bad English: Nothing To Say pt. 1</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://blip.tv/file/get/Alitvinov-MyLifeWithBadEnglishNothingToSayPt1686.mov" title="My Life with bad English: Nothing To Say pt. 1" rel="enclosure" onclick="window.open('http://embedthevideo.com/popup.php?url='+this.href,'video','width=350,height=286,top=20,left=20,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/nts_1.jpg" alt="My Life with bad English: Nothing To Say pt. 1" border="0" class="thumbnail" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21698581-114645296320861355?l=mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/feeds/114645296320861355/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21698581&amp;postID=114645296320861355' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/114645296320861355'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/114645296320861355'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/2006/04/my-life-with-bad-english-nothing-to.html' title='My Life with bad English: Nothing To Say pt. 1'/><author><name>Andrei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06258820515819215296</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/vlog_face.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21698581.post-114527957949681136</id><published>2006-04-17T09:09:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-17T09:17:14.720-04:00</updated><title type='text'>My Life with bad English: Episode 5</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://blip.tv/file/get/Alitvinov-MyLifeWithBadEnglishEpisode5485.mov" title="My Life with bad English: Episode 5" rel="enclosure" onclick="window.open('http://embedthevideo.com/popup.php?url='+this.href,'video','width=350,height=286,top=20,left=20,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/E_5.jpg" alt="My Life with bad English: Episode 5" border="0" class="thumbnail" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally, a new episode.  Prepare for nearly ten minutes of bad English.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21698581-114527957949681136?l=mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/feeds/114527957949681136/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21698581&amp;postID=114527957949681136' title='19 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/114527957949681136'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/114527957949681136'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/2006/04/my-life-with-bad-english-episode-5_17.html' title='My Life with bad English: Episode 5'/><author><name>Andrei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06258820515819215296</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/vlog_face.jpg'/></author><thr:total>19</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21698581.post-114345059563448990</id><published>2006-03-27T04:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-27T04:09:55.650-05:00</updated><title type='text'>My Life with bad English: Intermission</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://blip.tv/file/get/Alitvinov-MyLifeWithBadEnglishIntermission495.mov" title="My Life with bad English: Intermission" rel="enclosure" onclick="window.open('http://embedthevideo.com/popup.php?url='+this.href,'video','width=350,height=286,top=20,left=20,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/Intermission.jpg" alt="My Life with bad English: Intermission" border="0" class="thumbnail" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"My Life with bad English" proudly presents Jimmy Woo.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21698581-114345059563448990?l=mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/feeds/114345059563448990/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21698581&amp;postID=114345059563448990' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/114345059563448990'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/114345059563448990'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/2006/03/my-life-with-bad-english-intermission.html' title='My Life with bad English: Intermission'/><author><name>Andrei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06258820515819215296</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/vlog_face.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21698581.post-114286740158442376</id><published>2006-03-20T10:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-20T10:10:01.596-05:00</updated><title type='text'>My Life with bad English: Episode 4</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://blip.tv/file/get/Alitvinov-MyLifeWithBadEnglishEpisode4451.mov" title="My Life with bad English: Episode 4" rel="enclosure" onclick="window.open('http://embedthevideo.com/popup.php?url='+this.href,'video','width=350,height=286,top=20,left=20,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/E_4.jpg" alt="My Life with bad English: Episode 4" border="0" class="thumbnail" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21698581-114286740158442376?l=mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/feeds/114286740158442376/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21698581&amp;postID=114286740158442376' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/114286740158442376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/114286740158442376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/2006/03/my-life-with-bad-english-episode-4.html' title='My Life with bad English: Episode 4'/><author><name>Andrei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06258820515819215296</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/vlog_face.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21698581.post-114286630192668434</id><published>2006-03-20T09:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-03-20T09:51:41.990-05:00</updated><title type='text'>My Life with bad English: Episode 3</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://blip.tv/file/get/Alitvinov-MyLifeWithBadEnglishEpisode3530.mov" title="My Life with bad English: Episode 3" rel="enclosure" onclick="window.open('http://embedthevideo.com/popup.php?url='+this.href,'video','width=350,height=286,top=20,left=20,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/E_3.jpg" alt="My Life with bad English: Episode 3" border="0" class="thumbnail" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21698581-114286630192668434?l=mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/feeds/114286630192668434/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21698581&amp;postID=114286630192668434' title='14 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/114286630192668434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/114286630192668434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/2006/03/my-life-with-bad-english-episode-3.html' title='My Life with bad English: Episode 3'/><author><name>Andrei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06258820515819215296</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/vlog_face.jpg'/></author><thr:total>14</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21698581.post-114105228861054897</id><published>2006-02-27T09:56:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-10-02T13:07:46.137-04:00</updated><title type='text'>My Life with bad English: Episode 2</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://blip.tv/file/get/Alitvinov-MyLifeWithBadEnglishCoolBeansEpisode2720.mov" title="My Life with bad English: Cool Beans (Episode 2)" rel="enclosure" onclick="window.open('http://embedthevideo.com/popup.php?url='+this.href,'video','width=350,height=286,top=20,left=20,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/episode_2.1.jpg" alt="My Life with bad English: Cool Beans (Episode 2)" border="0" class="thumbnail" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More of bad English and visual thinking.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21698581-114105228861054897?l=mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/feeds/114105228861054897/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21698581&amp;postID=114105228861054897' title='21 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/114105228861054897'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/114105228861054897'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/2006/02/my-life-with-bad-english-episode-2.html' title='My Life with bad English: Episode 2'/><author><name>Andrei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06258820515819215296</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/vlog_face.jpg'/></author><thr:total>21</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21698581.post-113981045928934548</id><published>2006-02-13T01:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-22T21:40:10.796-05:00</updated><title type='text'>My Life with bad English: Episode 1</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://blip.tv/file/get/Alitvinov-MyLifeWithBadEnglishEpisode1773.mov" title="My Life with bad English: Episode 1" rel="enclosure" onclick="window.open('http://embedthevideo.com/popup.php?url='+this.href,'video','width=350,height=286,top=20,left=20,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=yes,left=0,top=0');return false;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/episode_1.jpg" alt="My Life with bad English: Episode 1" border="0" class="thumbnail" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everything has a beginning, a place and time that is often looked at with a nostalgic feeling.  Here’s my beginning, both as a videoblogger and an American.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21698581-113981045928934548?l=mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/feeds/113981045928934548/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21698581&amp;postID=113981045928934548' title='42 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/113981045928934548'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/113981045928934548'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/2006/02/my-life-with-bad-english-episode-1.html' title='My Life with bad English: Episode 1'/><author><name>Andrei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06258820515819215296</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/vlog_face.jpg'/></author><thr:total>42</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21698581.post-113862268747423016</id><published>2006-01-30T06:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-08T21:43:41.520-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome!</title><content type='html'>Hello pumpkins,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am thrilled to have you as a guest here at &lt;i&gt;My Life with bad English&lt;/i&gt; vlog, where you will learn a lot about what it's like to live in the US as a foreigner.  Although many people say that my English is pretty good, I can assure you that it is just an illusion.  The fact is, I really suck at it.  For example, it took me almost forty fkn minutes to write these few lines.  And for those who can relate to my communication problem I will provide "a word of the day" in every post, picking the words that can help you to make an impression of a Harvard graduate, or possibly to get laid.  Please utilize them at your own discretion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stay tuned, and I'll see you soon!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Andrei&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21698581-113862268747423016?l=mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/feeds/113862268747423016/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21698581&amp;postID=113862268747423016' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/113862268747423016'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21698581/posts/default/113862268747423016'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mylifewithbadenglish.blogspot.com/2006/01/welcome.html' title='Welcome!'/><author><name>Andrei</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06258820515819215296</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7175/2171/1600/vlog_face.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry></feed>
