Sunday, April 30, 2006

My Life with bad English: Nothing To Say pt. 2

My Life with bad English: Nothing To Say pt. 2

posted by Andrei at 11:11 PM

12 Comments:

  • Was it at least raining when you bought it?

    By Blogger missbhavens, at 5/01/2006 7:04 PM  

  • are

    By Blogger Devin, at 5/01/2006 11:13 PM  

  • As far as I remember, it was supposed to rain the night I bought the umbrella. It’s hard to remember, I was quite drunk. No, wait! It rained before I bought the damn thing. Yep, that's it. I walked into a fancy luggage store on Broad Street (don’t ask me why, I have no idea!!). There was a sales woman there, who was way too friendly and nice to me. And you know how it is with beer goggles. The more she spoke, the more I thought I was falling in love with her. I guess I wanted to either impress her or reward her by buying something, I am not quite sure. You know the rest of the story... :-)

    By Blogger Andrei, at 5/06/2006 8:58 PM  

  • Oh, that's so funny...I would have taken store credit and used it obnoxiously. Like, I'd come in and try to buy the cheapest stuff every time. Make a trip in once a week. It would be a new game for me.

    Or, I guess I'd also consider keeping it. It does look nice. Both of my umbrellas cost $5 each and look/act like it.

    By Blogger B, at 5/17/2006 9:59 PM  

  • :-)

    By Blogger Sugar, at 5/24/2006 1:18 PM  

  • It must come in handy from time to time. And, I'll bet it's one damn fine umbrella. Great work by the way.

    By Blogger Misha, at 5/25/2006 5:12 PM  

  • brilliant things are posted at 11:11.

    i was going to tell you to do exactly what killer b said. take the credit, and buy something that costs 2 bucks every day for 20 days or something. annoy the uppity shit out of the clerk who told you about the store credit. or even return the things that you get for 2 bucks on store credit. but that's probably because i am from new york, and naturally evil. but it would definitely give you more to talk about in your lovely accent.

    also... killer b has another point. there is quite a bit of value to a $40 umbrella. i have bought umbrellas that were in that price range, as the umbrella is one of my favorite accessories (along with hats, sunglasses and gloves), and a good umbrella will keep you dry enough to laugh at other wet people on ugly days.

    By Blogger DesTheRay, at 6/01/2006 12:39 AM  

  • juajuajuajua nothing to say episode two oh my god is wors that galaxy war what a fuck juajuajuajua you buy a umbrella of forty dollar? are you kiding me? juajuajuajuajua yes that day you're drunk very drunk honey xD

    see you take care

    add me again i tell you i post all day nah i lie just all night xD

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    Zaidita.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/04/2006 1:20 AM  

  • That was really funny; nothing to say and still a fantastic story :)

    Oh and I think you may just own the most expensive umbrella in the United States! lol.

    By Blogger Alison, at 6/05/2006 10:41 PM  

  • hahaha thats the funniest thing i've seen ina long time..! i can't wait to tell my friends about u and how u bought a $40 umbrella when u were drunk haha

    By Blogger Renae, at 6/06/2006 10:19 PM  

  • i want be the last jajaja is just that ^^ see you Andrei ^^

    Zaidita.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/15/2006 1:08 AM  

  • so you DID have something to say!

    By Blogger ryanne, at 6/27/2006 8:04 PM  

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